I've become "The Ice Box Man".
It is no secret that I love George Carlin. The man was just bloody brilliant. But here's a sample of things I've heard come out of my mouth lately:
"Close the door would you? You're wasting energy!"
"Anybody want to eat this? Otherwise, I'm just gonna feed it to Charlie."
"This is the modern age! Take a picture with your camera phone...it'll last longer!"
"Do you know what this is? Me either, I'm gonna throw this out."
"put it back! I'm saving it!"