So earlier in the week I went to the freezer to get some ice. When I opened the door I was startled to see Ike's 6 foot long, stuffed purple rattle snake Andrew, that he'd brought home from North Carolina.
"Ike? Why is Andrew in the freezer" "I put him there to take a nap." "No, no, no. We put snakes in the fridge to hibernate them, not the freezer. That's where their food goes."