So what did Doctor Kelli and I figure out to be the cause of the enormous amount of pain?
Tuesday night, I jumped Joe. My baby belly is getting sufficiently big that plain old missionary sex isn't comfortable. So I was on top, leaning over Joe, resting my upper body weight on my balled fists. I did that for too long. Dr Kelli laughed her ass off once we figured this out, and told me not to lean over for the rest of the pregnancy, 'cause I'm extremely likely to flare again. So, Cowgirl it is until Gray shows up.
Only me. I swear to God.
*BTW, I LOVE my podiatrist. When I went in Wednesday afternoon, and after he was done, he asked if he could do anything else. I said, sure want to save me a trip to the OB and give me a script for Vicodin? He said he'd give me "a few". I thought 10 or so, I ended up with a bottle of 60. Awesome!