"I'm trying to explain to Elli that these are your shoes, not mine!" and brandishes his ruby red slippers (Remember these?)
"Ike. Those are your shoes."
"What? Those are girls shoes! How can they be my shoes?"
"Ike, when you were younger, you wanted to be a Princess, so I bought you Princess shoes."
*Ike puts a concerned look on his face*
"Can I have Prince shoes now?
"Oh Honey, Prince's shoes are MUCH gaudier than these." =)