Right after I went out and bought a new MP3 Player (a Sansa Fuze, and yes its loaded with my labor companion) the Net died.
Turns out that the cable modem specifically died. Comcast came out today and replaced it.
I now have net access.
And no, I haven't had a baby yet.
But I am having irregular contractions (time between span between 30 minutes and 2 hours).