On the twelfth day of Christmas,
aelfie sent to me...

Twelve kittens drumming
Eleven tattoos flirting
Ten cartoons a-kissing
Nine books cuddling
Eight kids a-cooking
Seven libraries a-reading
Six floggers a-biking
Five fa-a-a-airy tales
Four queer issues
Three card games
Two hot tubs
...and a fiction in a bisexuality.